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I got home from vacation last weekend almost immediately to a wonky DSL - and I am just no good posting from my phone. (My theory is that they deliberately do it every couple of months for a few days to remind me that I keep refusing their offer to shell out 50 Euros a month for a new service I don't need..) They also keep telling me nothing is wrong, which makes me sooooooo like customer service. Track record shows things should return to normal within the next day or two, though.